ZeldaQueen: Hello, ladies and gentlemen! For this year's Halloween sporking (yes, yes, it's very late, please don't kill me!), I shall be offering up our next sporking of Crescendo. Plenty scary enough, I'd say. It's up to you to decide if it's a trick or treat ( Read more... )

ZeldaQueen: You all remember how horrible last chapter is? Um...it gets worse

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ZeldaQueen: In which our darling protagonist continues to be a raging hypocrite

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ZeldaQueen: We now return to our regularly-scheduled batshittery

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ZeldaQueen: Hey folks! Who wants more stereotypes? I bet you do!

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ZeldaQueen: Hello, poppets! Today, Gethesemane shall be trying her hand at "alternate points of view" and we'll get more evidence that she and Meyer are one and the same

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ZeldaQueen: Hey there, everyone! The last few chapters here are really short, and I want to put this thing to rest so that I can concentrate on other stuff, especially Holly Potter, who has gotten an update recently *snarls* That being said, let's get through this!

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ZeldaQueen: Well folks, I guess Stouffer figured she had been hanging around in the fantasy genre for too long, so we get another switch here. Enjoy! Or don't, doesn't matter to me

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ZeldaQueen: Utter pointlessness ahoy! Let's go!

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Projection Room Voices: Beginning Chapter 9 of Breaking Dawn!

ZeldaQueen: Get in here, you!
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